Having Staff Can Rock Your Day The Guido Way

Catzowey ! Me & Myself absoluticatically agrees with this message - yep uh huh.

My lil sisfur Grappa seems stunned to find this meowvalous news - hey Grappa itza true.

Me & Myself says Mille Meowster Grazie (datza THANKS a bunch in EyeTailYun) to the deeziner of this great towel!

 Simply fine feline fashionable and perfectly true too !

My Staff purchased this doggone cool shirt for my man cat stylish self. Me & Myself purred over my popped preppy collar till I looked at dat back ....

Do you think my Staff might have been on organicatnip when this was purrchased? Catzowey I better be interviewing for new Staff !

It's for sure, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic day!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Paws UP To A Cat In A Hat and Another Hat

Catzowey my furiends! Itza simply amazing to try on hat after hat when I'ma cat but I luv luv luvs deeziner hats so so so much.  This izza my rainy dazed hat but it never rains in CalEyeFurKneeYah any more and no spring, summer or fall shower powers on my horizon.

Purrhaps youza has a moment when youza just ties one on and wishes you hadn't.

Just one time purrr year it's impurrtant to don the colorful Derby Hat cuz itza speshule and I feels like a winner rounding the bend heading to my ManCat food bowl!

 Fly Me & MYself to dat moon so I can croon a superbo song like Signore Sinatra.

 My San Franfuncisco self wears the Giants hat when I takes me out to the ballpark and buys Me & MYself some catnip infused crackerjacks!

Now you know, yep uh huh you do know that I wish meowvalous you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns - Yep!

Catzowey! Life sure can be purrfecto when youza got yur paws in the right pawzishun.  I'ma gonna gives you the 1-2-3 lessons in purrrfectly pleasurable pawzishuns so here our paws go !

Numbah ONE:  My man cat EyeTailYun heart goes da bumpity bumpza when I'm looking at someone's kind heart so thatza purrfecto pawzishun -  yep uh huh.

Numbah 2:   Let's feline face it - nothing more purrfectly pleasurable than cuddling with

 the one youza luvs. Yep Uh Huh itza for sure that's true.

Numbah 3: And itza even more meowvalous when youza juggling the snuggling time with 

someone who's just letting you do dat snuggle stuff on your own time clock agenda.

Bamzatini! Before you and yourself knows it, the abundant  purrfectty pleasurable pawzishuns gonna knocks ya out and right into a looooooong catnap!

Pssst -  you've just learned the 1-2-3's of Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns.

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week !

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

EnviroCat On The Job

 

YOU yep YOU can help our Planet by always taking your shopping sack with you to dat super dooper market.

 When you takes your own shopping sack to go shopping, you can tie it nice with sparkle ribbon and everybody gonna be eyeing you at the store cuz your shopping sack has sparkling style!

The shop till you drop shopping bag can be recycled paper too (not just cloth). It can comes from your favorito EyeTailYun ristorante cuz that  bag has fine feline aromas of funtastic mozzarella cheesie stuff and impurrted sardines. Youza shopping and happy as a clam!

Shopping with yur recycled shopping bag izza always meowvalous and youza might meet a organicat Farmer at the Farmer's Market.

Catzowey! No way I can shop in meowvalous ManCat style with this inky dinky bag!

If I cannot find my recycled favorito shopping bag, well I starts singing

 "a tisket and a tasket, get me my shopping basket."

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

A Laborless Labor Day - Yep

Catzowey!  On this day 9-1-2014 the  USA furiends are celebating LABOR DAY and in a way,  Me & Myself says let's not labor away the day. Best to catnap on Labor Day, yep uh huh.

Pssst .. I learned how to not labor away on Labor Day when I wazza inky dinky meowster. If you starts yungun, you masters the art by the time youza more mature meowster.

Itza smart to always keep one eye on something, even when youza laboring away on an ordinary day.

It's for sure a serious catnap izza guaranteed after indulging in a fine impurrted organicatnip SeeGar.

 Holy Cannoli  today is not only Labor Day but itza my lil sisfur Grappa's 1st annifursary of being born. So weeza gonna play in a colorful way on Labor Day then gonna wish her a Happy Birthday!

Now, you know Me & MYself wish you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Rocking N' Rolling in Quake Country

CATZOWEY! Me & MYself lives in the giganticat earthquake zone in
CalEyeFurKneeYah.  This morning our ground wazza ROCKING & ROLLING up in
Napa (land oh vines and wines!) which izza just 60 miles North of San Franfuncisco and we San Fran meowsters wazza jolted out of our meowvalous sleep!
So I am inspectacatting the rocks - yep uh huh cuz weeza rocking in the quake!

After inspectacatting the rocks, Me & MYself moved right into  being the ROLL Engineer cuz the earth wazza not just rocking but it was ROLLING too and ya gotta be purrrpared for Emergency roll needs. 

CATZOWEY! After all that work, Me & MYself feels compelled to chillax cuz being on Rocking & Rolling duties during an earthquake in CalEyeFurKneeYah can be exhausting! 

Wishing you a non CATastrophic week and a week where the ground isn't moving where you live! But do be sure if youza in earthquake land or tornado land or even hurricane land to always have your Emergency Packs for 2-legged AND Anipals refreshed quarterly and ready to go cuz you never ever know when youza gonna need it.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Purrrobably Tat Tuesday

CATZOWEY & meowza wowza! AND purrrhaps an ouchie! Someone luvs luvs luvs me so so so much theyza getting a Guido tat! Now this izza first in my 8 years on da Planet!

 Dontcha wonder why theyza didn't select this pose for the Tat? Well purrhaps cuz their arm not buffed up enough! Yep Uh Huh this pose needs a mighty meowscle and big bicep to tat upon cuz I'ma Man Cat large and in charge.

 Nowza I tells YOU, if theyza had selected this pic well yep uh huh, theyza  definitely could have have my meowster face Tatted on their inky dinky wrist that helps them lift their glass of da Vino. So many pawsabilities for Tats!

Pssst .. IF theyza Vegiecats theyza could have had this organicat tomato & Me and MYself tatted on their tummy too. Yep,  all in the name of sustainable vegies - dat works for my organicat self.

 Dontcha thinks this would be purrrfecto for the protein loving person in your life looking for an EGGstaticat healthy kind of purrrOHteen loving Tat!

So I hopes YOU tells Me & MYself which pic youza would put on your tat if youza ever gonna do dat.  Ratta tat tat weeza into dat fantastical fun on Tuesday.

Ciao & Meow!

Guido the Italian Kitty