Ringy Ding Ring In 2014 - The New Mew Year

 Holy Cannoli itza almost time to welcome in the new Mew Year !

And Me & Myself are purrpondering purrcisely what pawty hat to wear when that giganticat crystal ball drops at the stroke of the Auld Lang Syne hour - could be the purrfecto hour to devour some Tuna Wheels with new years Nip topping.

Catzowey! If 2014 izza near, that means I'ma turning 8 this coming year!

Me & Myself might just sit out the festivities,  but here comes my mostest meowvalous happiest of happy New Mew Year wishes to special YOU! Pssst, you can humz along or sing Auld Lang Syne  with me right here.  Yep uh huh!

Now be shure you makes this new mew year a non CATastrophic one!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Ho Ho HO Holly Dazed Photo Cards Frum Us To You

On the 4th day of some year before Cwismus my good friend Mark Rogers Photography gave to me, a meowvvalous Holly Dazed foto opportunity!

Then on the 3rd day of some year  before Cwismus we were told to not misbehave, cuz the fotographer was planning to make a Holly Dazed foto card we could always save.

 On the 2nd day of some year before Cwismus my brofur Yolo & Me got up in dat bamboo tree to wish you a tropicatical Holly Daze wearing our Hawaiian leis.

Then on the 1st day of last year sometime before Cwismus, Me & Myself and my Staff gathered for a Buon Natale (hey datza EyeTailYun for Merry Christmas) foto card feast cuz weeza purrroud EyeTailYuns, yep uh huh I tells ya that's for shure.

Now this year Me & Myself and my Staff saying you should start every day in a joyous fun and fabulous way.  For shure, weeza having da pizza pies and Furrrrench bubbly for our breakfast! Hey - where's my organicat nip cheese?

Always hoping Me & Myself  bring some cheer during the Year to YOU and wishing you a nonCATastrophic Holly Dazed week.

Amore! (pssst, thatza Italian for LOVE cuz I luvs luvs luvs youza)

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Meowvalous Holly Dazed Moments With Guido the Italian Kitty

Itza the jingling and let's get mingling time of the year. So sending my good cheer and my mostest meowvalous moments of cruising my meowster self through the Holly Dazed time. Trust me - it  really can be feline fine!  Pssst - ya gotta be good and not naughty but nice cuz Santy Paws is checking his list, not once but TWICE!

Are you dreaming of a White Christmas but your tree is affected by dat global warming and izza shrinking and youza not drinking, so youza seeing mini meowster trees?

Holly by jolly!  I thinks Santy Paws left his lil red balls! Bring on the organicatnip!

 At least dat Santy Paws lets me cuddle and huddle with Signora Paws!  Ahhh meowvalous.

 And itza more meowvalous to have my EyeTailYun stocking ready for Signore Santy Paws cuz I knows I have been good good and more gooder - yep uh huh it's fur shure!

I wish you a most nonCATastrophic week and just remember, it's only December and soon weeza gonna do that midnight jumping fur joy thing & ring in a Mew Year together! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

By Golly It's Jolly Ho Ho Ho Time

Catzowey! Me & Myself just luvs luvs luvs this Ho Ho Ho time of the year. I'm into Holly Daze posing for my mostest favorito photographer Mark Rogers cuz we connects eye to eye and now you see why.

Nobody has the answer as to how they gets my EyeTailYun ears in this pawzishun!

Let's cat chat seriously about this Holly Dazed array of the Cwismus colors. Do youza think I'm looking feline festive cuz I thinks I'm wearing the colors of my home land "EyeTailYah"! Yep I tells ya that!

Now I tells you if youza having the jolly Holly Daze  Ho Ho Ho moment, youza must be saying "Lights, Camera ACTION!" So me and myself always got my cat eyes open for the right lights cuz I luvs dat camera action!

Hoorayzatini I see the lights fantasticat!

Sometimes I thinks it's simply meowvalous to be away from the lights and camera action, so gonna just cuddle with my inky dinky Ho Ho Ho Holly Daze Santy Paws Hat and wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Just Sit When It's Hiss Fit Time

Catzowey! Me & Myself believes in sitting things out when we feels a hiss fit rolling in on the horizon.

When itza raining cats and dogs (pssst - that puts me in a hiss fit cuz it frizzes my fur) I get the urge to kick back and kick em up, and just chillax on a warm rug being snug as a bug. Dontcha wanna know if I snores Man Cat style?

No hiss fits on my horizon when I'ma slumbering on my EyeTailYun deeziner blanket.

 

Standing on the sideline and sitting out the hiss fit can be purrtastic if youza selects the strong comfy chair - yep uh huh that's fur shure.

 No way youza ever gonna have a hiss fit if youza curled up in a purrfecto pawzishun dreaming of meowvalous times.

Now,  it's for sure I wish you a most nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Move Over Mario Batali - Meet Chef Meowvaloso

Catzowey! Here in the USA it's definitely the only week of the year when you hear everybody izza Chef du Giorno and gonna purrpare a meal that will stuff ya (and dat Turkey too)

 My Chef Meowvaloso self always recommends having the super uber Cheese Grater within paws reach, cuz the day after Turkey Day youza may wanna grate some EyeTailYun cheese mounds on top of your Turkey Tetrazzini.

Herbs Herbs and more fresh Herbs are the secret to making yur Thanksgiving turkey more meowvalous You wanna sniff the Herbs for the fresh furagrance cuz when they smells great, the organicat herbs will make ya happy just like when you're on dat organi-catnip. The Turkey gonna be happy too!

Being the hospitable Chef Me & Myself are, we dyed some eggies to make the Turkey feel at home and did a purrfecto tasty taste too - but not gonna serve them this week.

Sent my Chef Meowvaloso Chef hat to the cleaners cuz itza inky dinky messy from all the foodz prep - hey itza the reason weeza in the Season to messy up someone's kitchen, share a turkey pot pie or devour  by the hour a whole pumpkin pie and say 'my oh my', AND then eat leftovers right and left for days!

The birds of the feather will flock together whether it's the Thanksgiving Day or anudder day so dontcha let anything ruffle your feathers this week!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Join The Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch

Catzowey! It's all over the news that everybody's having a turkey over in a few weeks so I'ma gonna be launching the "Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch".

Before youza invites your fine feathered furiend over, it's important to know the exact time so watch your watches so youza can invite the turkey at the propurr time.

 If youza gonna be joining the "Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch" you gotta keep up your strength cuz I hears it's a giganticat meal. Good idea to eat bowls of OHganic cereal to pump uppa your meowscles - helps you look terrificatly buffed too and all the lunch bunch guests gonna be talking about yur mighty meowscles.

Ummy yummy I'm starting to think about good foodz in my tummy,  but not till I has abundacatnaps this week. Resting up can be meowvalous!

Now make sure you have a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Sharing Is Better Than Riding The Bus

Everybody rides the bus but not everybody shares!  When you're on the bus, you don't let someone sit on yur lap. Right? I luvs luvs luvs sharing with my super uber dooper furiends and here we are on Halloween day sharing a cat kind of CATZOWEY time, which is more meowvalous fun than riding the bus.

 When I'm on the San Franfuncisco bus going to my Animal Assisted Therapy job, I never ever gets to share the feather in my hat, no matter what's the weather or whether I've arrived at where I'm going!

 Whether you has a feather or not, you can still share a speshule moment with a friend whooza visiting from next door or afar, like my Boxing Kangaroo pal whooza from waaaay South of San Franfuncisco!

Psssst! Can you keeps an up close and purrrsonal shared secret? I'ma sharing this with YOU (it's more fun than riding the bus!) cuz I wants you to know that I duzn't need a mancat brow tidy or a whisker trim! All seems to be in EyeTailYun fine feline status.

Yoo HOO I sees you! Me & Myself sharing this meowvalous moment of upside down and all around town fun. Now you knows the exactacat colors of my inky dinky paws too - see, I shared that with ya  cuz it's definitely more fun than riding the bus!

 Waaay back when I was inky dinky I learned to share cuz my momma cat Baci taught me the meowvalous manners - share a catnap and slumber purrrfectly.

I dare ya to share yur favorito share moment with Me & Myself. So if you wants to share, post it in a comment below - yep Me & Myself wanna hear yur favorito sharing stories. Cuz ya gotta remember, sharing anything izza always better than riding the bus!

Cheers to a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacat sharing,
Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hats Off To The Cat In The Hat

Waaaaay back in 1957, that's before I wazza born, yep uh huh, The Cat In The Hat book wazza born by our favorito kids book author, the molto famoso Dr. Zeuss. (pssst, do you think Dr. Zeuss wore a Tie to work?)

So, well, yungung Me & Myself are honoring The Cat In The Hat with my  2013 version of A Cat in the Hats. And I'ma also showing off my favorito deeziner ties cuz what's a Cat In The Hat without a meowvalous tie? 

But things can get exhausting when trying on the Ties.

 And it's possible I may have a man cat EyeTailYun sized hiss fit if I can't find the right hat to match my deeziner Tie OR get my deeziner Tie tied.

Purrfecto moment! Got my Tie on and ready to strut my stuff on the catwalk.

Now I tells you, yep uh huh, it's fur sure that when Valentines Day arrives ya gotta have red on your head so I always puts on my red feathered deeziner Fedora hat cuz that makes me a Valentines Day Cat In The Hat. Pssst - everybody was happy to sees me at this happy hearts pawty!

I tips my golden hat for that goldy and oldy moment honoring The Cat In The Hat !

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's A Purrrowling & Howling Costume Week

Catzowey! It's totally Tricks and Treats time, and me and my furiends got our funtastic costumes all ready to wear when we hit the streets of San Franfuncisco and ringy ding ding the doorbells and yells "Tricks & Treats weeza here!" Undoubtacatically, theyza faints in the doorway cuz they're not expecting an EyeTailYun kitty dressed up in a Halloween costume!

This furiend feeling kinda flat in his costume and datza not good cuz he gotta be pumped uppa for when we purrrowling and howling this Halloween week.

Decisions decisions, I can't make dat decision about what costume Me & Myself should fit into this year. So I gonna lets you, yep YOU helps with the decision.  Make a super dooper uber comment on the COMMENTS place and weeza decides together no matter what the weather!

 Here I am as a LIL DEVIL.

 Do you thinks I should be the JOLLY ORGANICAT GIANT?

 There's always DRACUCATULA!

 JOHNNY CAT DEPP that Pirate of the Catibbean!

 The typicatical thirsty HAWAIIAN TOURIST on Waikiki.

 If I can figure out how to gets into dat laughing Jack Oh Ho Ho Lantern then I may go as dat. But for now, I wishes you a sweet Halloween week and be sure you make it a nonCATastrophic one too. And remember, UNWRAP the candy before you indulge!

Ciao & Meow & BOOzatini!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty