Didja Hear -- It's a Catzowey Meowvalous Time Of The Year

Ho HO HOzatini! 

Hey datza EyeTailYun for ha ha ha happy holidays.

 So ME & MYself are trying on Holly Dazed outfits.

What's you think? 

 ha Ha HAzatini - -  it's a  sneaky peaky Santy's hat!

Catzowey! Me & MYself are

 showcasing some glistening Glow n' Snow balls

cuz tis the season to be purrrrliant!

No more Glowing Balls - just having a ball

being a Holly Dazed smitten kitten!

 

And no need to purrrponder if ME & MYself has not been nice

cuz

Santy Paws knows for sure - (I has been spicy nicey!)

No matter how you look at it,  Me & MYself 

signed up to be  Santy Paws this year to spread great cheer.

Hoorayzatiin it's Me & MYself strutting

my Cwismus Caroling outfit on the job at 

a fabtastic nursing home (are YOU feeling

in the holly dazed mode yet??)

Pawsatively posing with my Staff for accompanying

me to my Animal Assisted Therapy job all over town 

all year long.

Merry Meowy Christmas ~ Happy Hanukah ~ Catzowey Kwanza!

Peaceful Paws Galore to wonderful you,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Gonna Tie One On This Halloween

Pssst .. do you think Me & Myself should 

go Trick n' Treating in this catzowey tie?

Purrhaps someone fills my Trick n' Treating bag
with Mancat sized foods  if I wear
THIS tie cuz I'm not trickin - nope it's
the real deal.

But of course and even more of course ...  IF I wear my
Signore Frankie Sinatra tie and EyeTailYun hat
well my Treats bag gonna runneth over!
Might get some Pasghetti and some meatballs too.

Of course it's perfectly politicatically

correct to not wear a tie on Halloween and just Go Green.
BUT then I'd get abundant organicat natural green treats in my 
Trick n' Treating Bag  and be meowvalously silly on
organicatnip. Oh shucksatini I'ma not supposed to inhale !

Now this is really Howlingweenish purrrfecto 
and I'm gonna do it with no tie but will tie one on
with a Howling NipTini or a great Spooks-Garita! Wanna join me?

BOO!

Holy Cannoli and hello lil devilette! 

It's my lil sisfur Grappa getting into her HowlingWeenish mode and this
 could be catOHstrophic for sure!  No treats for this trickster!

Catzowey Catzowey !  We meowsters wish you a meowlicious
super funtastic Halloween and pssst ... it's always just purrrfectly OK
 to be silly!
Yup uh huh it's for sure it's OK.

Happy Halloween from us Meowsters!

Guido the Italian Kitty 
&
Grappa too !

It's Time to Table My Tabby Table Time

Catzowey !

I'm working hard to table my table time

cuz my ManCat self deserves some special

table time - everybody does, dontcha think?

It's so so so meowvalous when I get

my table time, so I cross my EyeTailYun paws

that more tabby table time comes my way.

Hoorayzatini!

But more than tabby table time, I purrfur

being at my Animal Assisted Therapy job

where I gets a catzillion meowsages.

When I'm on the job these bedside meowsages sure

rev up my purr machine! Pssst - Me & Myself visit this nice

 93 years yungun lady every other Saturday for my meowsages.

And dontcha think a ManCat should always wear

a good tie when on the job?

Once my job is done for the day 

I'm back to tabling tabby table time

and feeling oh so so so Catzowey fine!

Wishing wonderful special YOU the mostest

nonCatastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Paws UP Cuz I've Grown UP!

Catzowey Catzowey and more Catzowey!

August 5th 2006 is thee meowvalous day I chose my Forever Home and dats

10 whole giganticat years ago! 

Ahhhhmazing dat early on being a smitten kitten I learned to sniff
the grapes and select the right fine feline wines.
Sonoma Ahhhhhroma is what it's bout, yup it's true.

Today at a whopping 10 years youngun I'm laffing 

bout being smaller than dat jumbo wine glass was!

 HEY! I'm always on da job - yup uh huh 9 years I been working in
Animal Assisted Therapy
 visiting special needs seniors who make me purr for sure.
Pssst it's good to dress up on the job so I wears a Tie & Hat. Dont'cha do dat?

And lemme tells ya dat spreading a good

envirocatically correct meowsage can make your day
feline fine. It's probably better than wearing dat Tie.

Hoorayzatini I learned to Tweet before I turn Elebenty !

Feeling a lil inky dinky pinky purrrfecto celebrating 10 years at my amazing meowvalous
funtasticat Forever Home! Life is purrfecto & Catzowey!

Cheers to fab YOU and 10 more meowvalous years too !
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS.. Visit my FB page and stay current with Me & Myself

Funtastic 4th of July Fun in the USA - HOORAY

CATZOWEY! 

Even an EyeTailYun kitty loves a special USA occasion.  

Cheers to the 4th of July in the USA!  Hoorayzatini!!

Feeling PURRoud and pumping out my

man cat chest to wear my USA  flag 

PURRoudly this week on the 4th of July -
don't ask why!

Do you thinks I'm unfurling my flag purrrroperly?

Holy Cannoi! My Lil Sisfur Grappa is into 4th of July for sure!

UH OH! You do know she's known as "no Grappa NO" !

Yup uh huh ...  it's for sure dat I'm saying Happy Birthday America

from the EyeTailYun Kitty to a whole meowalous

nation!  Pssst.. how old IS America this year? I'm 

curious as a cat to know and waiting to hear from ya!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Terrific Time For A Purrfect TEN !

Hoorayzatini - I'll pass ya the custom made meowtini if you can 

guess who is turning the purrfect terrific 10? HINT HINT..

It's Bambino ME turning 10 this week!  

Remember, Me & Myself started out

 homeless on the Streets of San Francisco,

and dat furtunate day August 3, 2006 I found

my furever and ever home and passed out from 

all dat excitement of "being Home sweet Home".
Psssst -  I even got a mini man cat litter box

dat day! My first indoor plumbing!

In my growing up inky dinky early meowments, I became an

Envirocat keeping my cat eyes on water usage! 

(you should too!)

 And would ya believe dat Me & Myself went to

the giganticat Grace Cathedral one day to get blessed

on St. Francis Day by a nice lady, Dr. Jane Goodall.

Yup its for sure she held me in high esteem and said 

I wazza handsome dude with a future! 

Hee hee hee she made me purr.

 

Then things started getting fishy so I decided I 

needed a job! Yep uh huh a real job!

 So in 2007 I passed the test & got dat 

certification for being a real on the job

ANIMAL ASSISTED THERAPY CAT. This is me and

my pal Charlie on the job at the

seniors day care center - he's blind but he sees me

his way and I see him my way - we guys bond.

 And now with terrificat ten event on my
radar, Me and Myself have bonded with

da Sofa cuz I likes chillaxing 

and relaxing when I'm not on the job.

 Nothing more meowvalous then
being in da party mood! 
Get on board with me and let's PAWTY
cuz turning terrificat ten only happens
one time in da life even with 9 lives ! 

 Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Statistacatically Speaking While Not Running For Purrrresident!

Catzowey! Me and Myself are having a mega meowvalous

birthday this month and it's time to view with 

fantastic you all the amazing statistacatical stuff cuz
it's funtastic!    AND more funtastic is I am not running
for PURRResident! Nope.

Way way way baaaack when I was an inky dinky smitten kitten
in August 2006
I published the 1st Guido Gazette - yep uh huh - I started
working early! Pssst - nobody commented then cuz nobody
knew Me and Myself had arrived.

Basta Pasta 2 years later in 2008 I had meowtured into a ManCat and  I was doing
on site cat-commentary on Da Voting System.
I hung out to do 2008 Purrrrticular Article   ..   really I hung out so check it out.

2 more years forward and WOWza MEOWza - Haight Ashbury can be better than
organicat nip! It's like a San Franfuncisco thing.  Read all about it right HERE in this  fun
Guido Gazette edition from 2010 

Mama Meowster Mia! It's now 2 years more later
in 2012 and I'm in another Galaxy! The arms
of the infamous Jackson Galaxy and I'm
making him purr for sure. Catch up with
We Guys In This Edition of The Guido Gazette

Catzowey Catzowey Catzowey! I'm star struck 2 more years
later in 2014 and having thee Unfurgettable meowment that
youza gonna enjoy checking out cuz I'm turning Great 8 that day,
Hoorayzatini pass me a meowtini.

Full circle forward and here I am with Me & Myself at my
Animal Assisted Therapy Job on Saturday 30th of April, 2016.
Dats what I do - I am on the job all the time
and wearing a work tie & special hat to be so so so
purrrrfeshonal!

I see a great terrificat future for Me coming up!
Now here's da question for you - if you knows when I turns
Terrific Ten - make a comment cuz it's coming up this month.
No way Me & Myself are getting the Medicaty-care!

Statistacatically speaking, 88,787 of you have visited The Guido Gazette
during my life! YAY!!!!

I wish you the mostest meowvalous catzowey month!
Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

I'm Being Seen In A Sea Of Green - That's What I Think I Mean

Catzowey! What's I really mean is I'm dressing kind of Irish 

in my EyeTailYun furdora cuz it's the week dat everybody 

on da Planet wants to be Irish - yep uh huh.

When St. Patrick's Day rolls around, I roll around in my

Tie closet cuz my paws wanna find my favorito  Irish Tie.

Definitely I'm not wearing my Columbus Day Tie this week!

Holy Irish Cat Eyes! My lil sisfur Grappa IS

wearing her Columbus Day outfit - No Grappa NO!

No shammy rocks in my pockets but this will let everybody know it's for sure ....

I'm Irish this week!

Everybody is wearing the green! Even the

Famous Parrots of Telegraph Hill 

are looking for a lil Irish snacks.

 I found myself a 'wee Irish mug'.

And I'm stunned cuz it's really inky 
WEE dinky and WEEdiculous! 

Hey - it's the Feast of St Patrick so bring on the 

taters and corny beef.

Wishing you a mostest meowvalous March 

and a super St. Paddy's Day filled with abundant 

kitty hugs !

CIAO and MEOW

GUIDO the Italian-Irish Kitty